Welcome to the website that is dedicated to that high cheekboned scottish lass, Michelle Gomez! Och Aye, you know the one I'm talking about. Wears her hair in a squirrel, is a part time hit woman and swaggers a lot! Yep, that's Michelle. Currently a hot star of "Green Wing" on Channel 4 and the brand spanking new comedy "Feel The Force" on BBC 2!
Now, if you're here it's because like me, you fully admire and appreciate the radical comedy stylings that make Michelle the Gomez what she is. Yeah, that's right! Infact, she's rather infectious! Not in a bad way of course...but once you become a fan of her comedy.... you can't find anything quite like it. So come one, come all and rejoice in Scottish accented humour! It's gonna be one hell of a ride!
Whether much gets added to this website now is quite frankly the luck of the draw.... No, don't worry...I will explain myself and here comes much squirming and stuttering.... aaaaaaaaaand GO!
A) I don't know all that much about Michelle Gomez other than she's hilarious.... so I'm hoping that info alone will satisy and perhaps even excite!
B) I may soon actually get a new job and no longer be pathetically unemployed so therefore have no time to be building random websites about people who make me wee in the bed from laughing! (It'll cut down on washing powder anyway!)
and 3) Ms Gomez herself may find this site and eat it! In which case I would suggest you wash it down with a chardonnay from 1982.... the 85 tends to make it taste a bit sour!
But if I manage to hack my way through all those problems and not loose all my fingers in the battle (which would be another reason for this website never getting finished) then this will be the only proper website (so far to my knowledge anywho!) on Michelle G! So in that case, grab some popcorn (or chow mein, or a fag, or a vibrator if that floats your boat) and enjoy the website!